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Total Medals Earned: 93 (From 30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,210 Points

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Medals Earned: 5/52 (25/355 points)

Secret #11 5 Points

A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.

Secret #15 5 Points

In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.

Secret #23 5 Points

Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.

Secret #47 5 Points

Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.

Winner 5 Points

A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.

Secret #1 5 Points

Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.

Secret #10 5 Points

A die (plural dice, from Old French dé, from Latin datum "something which is given or played") is a small throwable object with multiple resting positions, used for generating random numbers.

Secret #12 5 Points

A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.

Secret #13 5 Points

A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.

Secret #14 5 Points

An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.

Secret #16 5 Points

Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.

Secret #17 5 Points

A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.

Secret #18 5 Points

Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.

Secret #19 5 Points

Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.

Secret #2 5 Points

A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.

Secret #20 5 Points

Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.

Secret #21 5 Points

Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.

Secret #22 5 Points

The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.

Secret #24 5 Points

X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.

Secret #25 5 Points

The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.

Secret #26 5 Points

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.

Secret #27 5 Points

Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.

Secret #28 5 Points

Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.

Secret #29 5 Points

Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.

Secret #3 5 Points

Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.

Secret #30 5 Points

An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or ←, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. ➵ U+27B5).

Secret #31 5 Points

A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.

Secret #32 5 Points

Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.

Secret #33 5 Points

Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.

Secret #34 5 Points

Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.

Secret #35 5 Points

Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.

Secret #36 5 Points

A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.

Secret #37 5 Points

A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.

Secret #38 5 Points

Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.

Secret #39 5 Points

A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.

Secret #4 5 Points

Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.

Secret #40 5 Points

A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.

Secret #41 5 Points

A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.

Secret #42 5 Points

The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).

Secret #43 5 Points

iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..

Secret #44 5 Points

Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.

Secret #45 5 Points

A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.

Secret #46 5 Points

Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.

Secret #48 5 Points

Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.

Secret #49 5 Points

A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.

Secret #5 5 Points

A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.

Secret #50 5 Points

Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.

Secret #6 5 Points

F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.

Secret #7 5 Points

A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.

Secret #8 5 Points

Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.

Secret #9 5 Points

Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.

100 Percent 100 Points

100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.

Adam

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/85 points)

I put on my scarf and astro suit. 5 Points

Complete the first level.

Houston, we'll have had a problem. 10 Points

Complete the second level.

Dear diary, I haven't touched myself in a long while. 5 Points

Complete the game.

I counted to hundred, slowly, using binary notation. 10 Points

Complete the third level.

I like trains. 25 Points

Complete the fourth level.

Rock around the clock. 25 Points

Complete the final level.

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Adventure Story

Medals Earned: 2/30 (20/600 points)

Newbie Mage 10 Points

Cast a spell for the first time.

Newbie Warrior 10 Points

Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.

Clouds Disappear 5 Points

Collapse a cloud by standing on it.

Ice is Slippery 5 Points

Stand on ice and slide around.

Lava is Hot 5 Points

Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.

Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points

Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.

Watch Your Step 5 Points

Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.

Desert Dash 10 Points

Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.

Foe Bouncer 10 Points

Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.

Foe Juggler 10 Points

Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.

Forest Jog 10 Points

Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.

Frost Bite 10 Points

Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.

Glacier Run 10 Points

Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.

Master Mage 10 Points

Cast a level 3 spell.

Master Warrior 10 Points

Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.

Self Destruction 10 Points

Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.

Spikes are Painful 10 Points

Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.

The Credits 10 Points

Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.

Volcano Sprint 10 Points

Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.

Balanced Skillset 25 Points

Buy the weakest version of every spell.

Boss Immunity 25 Points

Defeat any boss without getting hit.

Endangered Species 25 Points

Defeat 1000 foes in total.

Level Grinder 25 Points

Reach an experience level of 30.

Power Up 25 Points

Max out your HP and MP.

Boss Hunter 50 Points

Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Foe Exterminator 50 Points

Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Gold Hoarder 50 Points

Collect every coin in every level.

Great Adventurer 50 Points

Open every treasure chest in every level.

The End 100 Points

Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Cathode Raybots

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)

N00Binator 5 Points

Kill the N00bs.

67 Deep Sixer 5 Points

Defeat the 67 Bots.

Bad Dude 5 Points

Defeat the Bad Dudes.

Butt Pincher 5 Points

Defeat the HUGE Jerks.

Castle Crusher 5 Points

Defeat the Castle Crashers.

Channel Flipper 5 Points

Defeat the Regular TV crew.

Emotikiller 5 Points

Kill the NG Emotes.

Evil Slayer 5 Points

Defeat the Evil Bosses.

Gang Banger 5 Points

Defeat 10 random bosses.

Hate the Game 5 Points

Defeat the VG Legends.

Jerk Killer 5 Points

Defeat the Jerk Squad.

Killer of Legends 5 Points

Kill the legendary characters.

Proletariat 5 Points

Defeat the Bourgeois.

Travisty 5 Points

Defeat the Travis Bots.

Troll 5 Points

Defeat the NG Folks.

Unpatriotic 5 Points

Defeat the Patriots.

Closure

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)

Welcome to Purgatory 5 Points

Beat 5 Levels

Dark Times 25 Points

Beat 10 Levels

Support the Creators! 25 Points

Check out Closure on Steam!

Lost in the Dark 50 Points

Beat 20 Levels

Closure 100 Points

Beat the game

Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 10/13 (130/155 points)

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Evolvo Plus

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/450 points)

Evolver 5 Points

Evolve Once

Bagged 5 Points

Get caught in a net

Cheater 5 Points

Use a cheat

Easy Going 5 Points

Beat the game on easy

Got Crabs 5 Points

Get caught by a crab trap

Hehehe 5 Points

Get eaten by a mermaid

Wasted 5 Points

Get hit by toxic waste

Ahab 10 Points

Eat a whale

Fugu Breath 10 Points

Eat 10 poisonous fish in one game

Medium Rare 10 Points

Beat on medium

Sushi 10 Points

Eat 200 fish in one game

Fat Fish 25 Points

Reach level 25

Gourmet 25 Points

Eat 50 kinds of fish in one game before the boss fight

High Strung 25 Points

Beat on high

Monstar 25 Points

Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )

Replay 25 Points

Complete the game as a Shrimp using the FISHOLVO cheat

Cousteau 50 Points

Eat all 100 kinds of fish

Xpert 50 Points

Beat on Insane

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GameJam7

Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)

Barf 5 Points

Throw up a food item

Boing 5 Points

Bounce on a spring

Click 5 Points

Push a button

Dead 5 Points

You are dead

Going down 5 Points

Enter the Earth

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Gyossait

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)

Born Again 5 Points

Experience rebirth the first time.

Advisory Animal 5 Points

Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.

Human Nature 5 Points

Kill a living creature with your weapon

Self Defense 5 Points

Kill an enemy with their own projectile

The Call 5 Points

Awaken her guardians

Facade Breaks 10 Points

Defeat Uzaza

End of Us 50 Points

Complete the game with the aid of the gun

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Holiday Sim

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/140 points)

Sudden Death 5 Points

What a quick game!

Rockstar 10 Points

a classic rockstar's end

Best Holiday Ever 25 Points

so what is the typical holiday like?

King of the Waves 100 Points

you are a beach boy!!!