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You should sue

That's mad scary and hilarious at the same time. Did you tell your family, what did they think?

lo don't wanna be stereotypical but.

DUNKIN DOUNUTS ARE SUPER EFFECTIVE!

(though they wouldv'e popped you in the ass)

haha I bet the police station is going to catch a raft of shit for that eff up.

makes for an awesome story though. and like someone already mentioned, your probably a friggin hero at school now. ;)

it'll go in the yearbook, for sure!

Thats the problem with American police, they can get away with so much stuff

oh god I'm glad you make it ,Ha! I dont even know you XD

That is the greatest story I've heard in a long time. Cops are idiots. I'm sure they didn't even apologize or anything when they let you go. I've never had five guns pointed at me, but I have been arrested before so I know what you mean when you talk about how uncomfortable cuffs are. Holy shit does that suck. It doesn't look that uncomfortable in the movies lol. Sitting in those shitty backseats of the cop's car doesn't help either.

ARK... How are you so damn popular?

So did this happen to you or NVM? Because I donno who to believe.

Sway my opinion now.

dude, that is scary shit! Sorry to hear that happened to you

Holy fucking shit man, I would have like fainted if that happend...or maybe like fall to the ground in feadle position. That seriously was "in the wrong place at the wrong time."

Show us pics or it didn't happen. Either way you're an attention whore.

As much as I understand how terrible it must have felt at the time, I wish I had an experience like that... it sounds amazing. You've got a pretty good story to tell your kids anyway.

i am a shit head and i suckballz AMMA GANZTA

That could be a roadkill, i dont know it's average ;P

Woah, thats fucked up!
It would have been a fucking sad if they all of a sudden started shooting the fuck out you. This is one of the reasons I like living somewhere else than America(Finland :D ). NO OFFENSE! But damn, that's a pretty bad mistake...
So is there anything bout the real outlaws?

Hey, I'm back from school again so I'll answer most questions in this reply. I heard they caught the real criminals now, I told everyone this story now including my parents and they got pissed at the cops lol. Also some kid that was watching said there were a lot more than 5, he said it was more like 10 but who knows. I just guessed 5 because I glanced back real quick to see all the cops that were surrounding me with guns pointed at me. But yeah it's quite a story to tell and even my teachers knew about it by the end of school today haha

woah,that is interesting BUT today i make a SANDWICHT and that my friend is my f''n
Day...Cool story anyway

That's why I'll never live in the states ;D

Why the FUCK did so many people respond?

cuz it's an intense story of my life, quinn. work on criminal 2!

I'm glad you're still here! That's intense.

crazy stuff.
I totally believe that... %u0CA0_%u0CA0

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